What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...