The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...