Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...