Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...