Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
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The fate of marriages
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...