A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...