Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...