The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...