Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...