Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...