Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...