The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...