What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...