Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...