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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...