Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...