yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...