Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...