Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...