Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Car Acronyms
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Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...