A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....