Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Defining teenagers
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Got Milk?
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GOD’s New Commandment!
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Suffering From Dilutions
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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
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How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!