New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...