Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...