Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...