OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...