Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...