Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...