One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...