What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...