pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...