Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...