Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...