Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.