What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....