A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.