Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...