The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...