Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...