Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...