Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...