Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Geriatric Gynecologist
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The twelve days after Christmas
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Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...