Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...