Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.