Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...