The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...