Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...