The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...