Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...