How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...